Hi everyone. I'm 17 years old. I am of the female gender. I love almost every fandom out there. I'm a little crazy, doesn't help that I'm from a total hippie town. I'm just here to have fun. So enjoy!!!
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable
“for science” is a good excuse
don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.
you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires